Ok, did you really think these words could ever come out of Trump’s mouth? Obviously, we made the whole lot up. We patched together a few sound bites (his, of course) with the sole purpose of creating the loudest pro-environment message possible to the man who loves the sound of his own voice. We can’t bear any responsibility for the numb-nuts who think this is really Trump. Come on, get real. We’re simply trying to use a bit of humour to land a very serious point. It’s up to you how you decide to click or share, the responsibility is all yours. Please do it with care. We wouldn’t want to hurt his feelings now, would we. So, just to be super clear. He didn’t actually say any of this stuff. But we so wish he would! By the way, credits for the images go to the website www.trumpsults.com and we thank them in advance.
Would Trump say anything pro-environment? Of course he wouldn’t! So we’ve taken clips of his voice and turned him into a passionate Eco-warrior. Click to play the 15 hilarious made-up sound clips below. Then tweet your fave to the man himself. He might just listen!
Listen to this! We love love love the environment!
Climate change, this is the new reality we face. Believe me!
Listen to this! Climate change! What are we doing? What are we doing?
Listen to this! Climate change… You see that… You see that all over…
Believe me! Climate change is starting to come back and very very rapidly.
Listen to this! It’s incredible what’s happening with climate change
Listen to this! For too long we’ve punished the environment.Not good.
Listen to this! We are killing the environment at a level never seen before this is a tremendous problem
Listen to this! When we produce and grow we are able to unleash climate change
Listen to this! Already we’ve created thousands and thousands tons of garbage, This is a tremendous problem.
Listen to this! No responsible leader can put the environment at such a tremendous disadvantage.
Listen to this! Everyone should be able to rally behind the environment.